Henrik Sedin would be about to save the princess but then he’d be all “k does anyone wanna come save a princess I mean I’ve done a bunch of work here someone can come finish the job and stuff c’mon are there any princes who want some glory c’mon there’s a princess here a pylon could save her”.
Alex Edler’s sword and shield would break right in half and he’d probably shrug and leave. And if he did reach the sleeping princess, he’d probably be like “great idea” and sleep too.
Luongo would save the day but Schneider would be the hero. And then the opposite would happen. And then it’d flipflop again.
Jason Garrison would save the princess and then just give her to the bad guy like “here have her no worries”.
Kevin Bieksa would spend so much time making fun of the dragon that the princess would wake up on her own and just leave.
Dan Hamhuis would start setting up charities and evil-rehabilition centres for the villains.
Chris Tanev would take forever to find the girl with the right size foot for his glass slipper but in his defence it’d be über dramatic when he did
David Booth would shoot all of the singing woodland creatures